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Aspiration

29 Saturday Jan 2011

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During the last PE session, we as usual did 1200 m run as a warm-up. Following that, we did sprinting and jogging (in alternate manner), we did this for 10 mins, but it felt like eternity. Then, we played tug-of-war, 15 persons in each team. I tried my best for the first 2 sets, but I was gonna get cramp, so I let the rope go. In the last set, although we couldn’t win the game, we fought hard, my friend substituted me, I reminded him of his aspiration and hopes. We won the set.

Keep your heads up, don’t lose hope
Dream, Believe and Make it Happen

Dare to Dream

Aliens + Humans = Asians?!?!?!?

29 Saturday Jan 2011

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This is a blog post I found, I am not sure whether the writer is an Asian or not, but read on.

My theory is such that I suspect that Asians are the offspring of Aliens mating with Humans. I have many points to support my theory:

1. Asians have uncommonly (almost unearthly) almond-shaped eyes. Have you ever seen sketches what the consensus of alien encounters describe as Aliens? Hmmm…..

2. Why is it that Asians are so technologically advanced? Is it any wonder? Because they’re half Alien!

3. In sketches of Aliens, the majority of them are short in stature. Is it any mystery why Asians are short?

4. The Chinese alphabet does not seem to be of this world. The characters seem so advanced for such an ancient alphabet. Which brings me to 5…..

5. Asian languages, particularly Chinese and Japanese, are very terse, succinct dialects. They seem to have absolutely nothing to with the dialects of the Europe and Africa. They seem very other-worldly…

6. Why does Japanimation seem so damn cool? Because it’s futuristic-like. It’s got the Alien-tinge to it…. Even Hello Kitty and Kero Keropi seem sort of unearthly….

7. The first Human/Alien offspring was….Buddha.

8. How do you think Confucius knew so much???

9. Although American cars are like tanks, is it any wonder that Asian cars are so much more ergonomically friendly? Aliens are very streamlined folk….

10. Where do you think gunpowder was invented? Until it was put into the hands of the violent Europeans, the Chinese used it for fireworks (perhaps to simulate the spaceships of their forefathers…).

11. Chinese and Japanese architecture seems pretty other-worldly if you ask me…

12. Samurai warriors, existing hundreds of years ago, were pretty damn Stormtrooper-like, wouldn’t you say?

13. Sterotypically, why is it that Asians are so good at the universal language of math? One word: Abacus.

14. The only man-made object that can be seen in space is…. The Great Wall of China.

15. The martial arts: do you think that the human race could invent such a concise, succinct and streamlined form of defense all by themselves???? Which leads me to 16…

16. Did Bruce Lee really die? Or was he just taken back home?

17. If indeed, the Human race began in Africa; spread to Europe; then to Asia… why is it that Asians look so much more different from their African descendants? I mean, If you put a European next to an African, the differences make sense; Europeans are lighter-pigmented due to geographical changes. But what can be attributed for Asians’ almond shaped eyes (as in point 1)? China and Japan are not any northern than, say, Germany or England. People from India definitely appear to be of African descent… But once you go a little East… Boom! You suddenly have a sharp change in the Orient…
I wonder…

18. Have you ever seen the rice fields of Asia? Pretty symmetrical and evenly arranged, eh? Have you ever seen those mysterious Alien crop circles? Pretty symmetrical and evenly arranged, eh?

19. Why is it that until Marco Polo brought it back to the West, humans never thought of making the super-carbohydrate noodle they now call Pasta?

20. Speaking of Marco Polo, you always hear of these explorers from Europe. You never hear about Asian explorers sailing the high seas. Why? Maybe because their ancestors already explored them with their spaceships….

1/6/98
Mr. Glennard adds:
21. There are never any reports of Alien abductions in the Far East. Why? Because it’s stupid for aliens to abduct their own people!

22. It’s common knowledge that both China and Japan attempted to keep westerners out of their respective countries. But why? Was it merely because of racial bigotry? Probably not. The Chinese and the Japanese were just prepping their space vehicles for launch when all the while, the rest of the world used wooden rafts.

Dr. Shaw states:
23. While Western doctors tell you to pop a pill if you’re ill, the Chinese suggest having tiny little needles stuck into various “points” in your body. Just who do you think first mapped out the entire human body and practiced acupuncture? Gee, I wonder…
more from Villafranc:

24. Is it any wonder that Opium was one of the first addictive hallucinogens introduced to the western world? Perhaps some westerner accidentally decided to get high from it when it, in fact, was really fuel for Alien space crafts…perhaps…..

25. Have you ever noticed that the majority of Asian men, for some reason have less facial and body hair than their western counterparts? Fu Manchu is the classic example. As much as he wanted a goatee, all he could muster was a few strands from his chin and above his lip. Furthermore, perhaps Tibetans gave up altogether, thus the bald heads…”Hair? Hey, fuggedaboutit!”

26. The real reason behind the recent stock market crash in Asia had nothing to do with money. Aliens, by nature prefer to stay in the background in the scheme of Earthly things. Therefore, the Asian market was perhaps becoming “too” prosperous. The crash was necessary. The Aliens would rather be found out later than sooner….

27. Asians have adopted many Alien habits into their way of living. Chopsticks, while a very simple concept, is very difficult technique to master. Who do you think taught them how to actually use them? Also, if you took a wok and turned it upside down…it’s an all too familiar shape! Finally, is it any wonder why MSG puts you in a trance-like state after eating Chinese food? Maybe it was originally an Alien spice that was never really intended for Human consumption.

28. Even Alien/Human breeding can result in birth defects. Two words: Siamese Twins.

29. As a result of migrating from Northern Asia over the land-bridge (that used to exist) leading to Alaska, we all know that Native Americans, too, are of Alien descent. With their ornamental traditional garb and serene way of being…it’s very Oriental…hence, very Alien. Teepees are a crude, yet still, Alien-inspired design that was very streamlined in its function and purpose. Perhaps their skill in smoke-signalling was a direct result of Alien knowhow and ingeniuity. Finally, the uncanny regard which Native Americans have for the Earth’s natural resouces didn’t just come from nowhere

30. Asians are not bad drivers. It’s just that they’d be more at home navigating a spacecraft.

Mrs. Branching inspired:
31. After landing in Asia, the Aliens decided to search for Humans to mate with. This search led to Egypt, where the Egyptians were exposed to the Alien alphabet and also helped the Aliens build the Pyramids. After leaving Egypt with a few Humans to bring back to Asia, the Egyptians didn’t soon forget their Alien encounter. They documented it by way of hieroglyphics, where Egyptians went so far as trying to emulate their new friends by attempting to imitate their alphabet and portraying themselves as Alien-like, painting their eyes with black eye paint. Furthermore, where do you think the Egyptians learned to mummify bodies so well….

32. Godzilla: visionary japanese sci-fi thriller or homage to the alien equivalent of a house pet?

And Dr. Thompson adds:
32. The words “alien” and “asian” are a little too phonetically similar to merely be a coincidence..

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A Comeback

24 Monday Jan 2011

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Today, she made a comeback, having taught my class for the first 6 months of last year (2010), and needed to be hospitalised for the rest of the year, she finally made a comeback.

Under her hands, my class was great in terms of studies (due to more of strict discipline that she instilled in us), after she left, our grades fell. My class had seen many different teachers “tried” to take our class but they just can’t stay long, maybe my class got a jinx or something. Every single teacher – except Maths and English Teachers – stayed for at most 6 months.

Epic tourist

16 Sunday Jan 2011

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Day 1: Departure. At Changi International Airport, 30 minutes before departure, checking-in, excess baggage (must pay S$200), in the end sent back one baggage by taxi (only the baggage back to hostel), gave the taxi driver hostel’s address and my friend’s no, asked my friend to bring it with him to Bali.

15 minutes before Departure; withdrew $63 from ATM (for my other luggage)

10 minutes left; finished checking-in, ran with my laptop to the gate (while realising how big is Changi), being the last person to board the plane.

2.5 hours later; arrived in Ngurah Rai International Airport, looking for my black luggage, but nowhere to be found. I saw my tag, it wasn’t DPS (Bali) tag, but was KUL (Kuala Lumpur) tag, OMG, my luggage went to Malaysia on its own. Reported it to the officer, filled up form, and went home (get scolded a bit) with my laptop only.”

 

Day 2: Got a help from a friend, to look for the luggage. How difficult finding his place was. While waiting for him to call the officers-in-charge at the airport, went to my friend’s house to take my other luggage. Bringing it back to the previous place just now, GOOD NEWS, my luggage is in Bali already. Went to the airport (Arrival) and claimed it. Since I went there on a motorbike, couldn’t help it but put the luggage there for the day.”

 

 

Day 3 & 4: Waiting, got no time to go out and take my luggage.”

 

Day 5: Went back by car to retrieve my luggage, went around the city until night.”

 

 

Day 6: Opened my luggage and took all the things inside.”

 

 

Day 7: Happy, all the luggage are here, could start the holiday properly.”

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